USStaR
Hello there! I am a person who lives in Canada that likes Alice in wonderland, Homestuck, Hannibal, Doctor Who, lgbt things, cats, and various animes.
...Occasionally nsfw...
...Hannibalistic contact...
Credits:
Background- Maya Kern
Icon- Fukari
Postbackground- littlemisspaintbrush

10knotes:

newyearnewhummus:

HEY LITTLE GUY IF ANYBODY EVER TELLS U UR DUMB DNT BELIVE THEM BC U GRADUATED I COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT GOOD JOB LIL ANIMAL

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

kwills88:

This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video

dutchster:

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

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perfect

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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thighrabanks:

oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog

moist-but-ready:

eatpussylivehappy:

bebereaves:

sh4ne:

euro-trotter:

neofriend:

edwad:

this is so fucked up

For the love of god

I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop

It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum

Erin….

this
this needs to be seen by everyone

Scary thing is it only takes about a year for the effect seen on the left to start, and once it starts it doesn’t go back! Never smoke guys.

randomactsofdouchebaggery:

branwyn-says:

thehavensgrey:

This is extremely Tumblr worthy.

holy crap

And people say he got the short end of the stick because he didn’t land on the moon.

onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

Welcome to Night Vale’s proverbs, part 1.

TRACK NAME: Come Together
ALBUM TITLE: Olympics 2012
ARTIST: The Beatles (Arctic Monkeys cover)

chrsbaio:

Come Together // The Beatles (Arctic Monkeys Cover) 

aphprussia:

joe-hockey:

durrie-queen:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

That’s messed up how much liquid does one person need

americans must be thirsty as fuckkkk

the second cups are not mcdonalds cups, all mcdonalds cups have the m on them and the american sizes are the same
the second cups look like the kind you get at gas stations

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