USStaR
Hello there! I am a person who lives in Canada that likes Alice in wonderland, Homestuck, Hannibal, Doctor Who, lgbt things, cats, and various animes.
...Occasionally nsfw...
...Hannibalistic contact...
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feeled step 1
step one: have a gf

theramblingsofarandom:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

the-goddamazon:

blueklectic:

I’ll be laughing at this for days to come

FOR REAL THO

I hate y’all lmao

Y’all forgot Bill Cosby lol

grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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glitchbitch-:

I CANNOT SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT REBLOG FUCK HAHHAHAHA

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

insaneontheboeshane:

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so is this a joke or what

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

onceandfuturewinchester:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

this is fucking hilarious

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